Shitty Shifter

The act of a lesbian going anal with any type of shift lever.

You should have been with us last night, Abby performed a shitty shifter in my pickup and now it smells like sweaty ass and anal orgasms!

by not batman... ok fine batman. May 8, 2011

shitty punk

Shitty punk is unrefined loud pissed off punk you will hear played live in small venues and you wont hear on the radio.If i say "Fuck i could really go for some beer and a shitty punk show" That means i want to get wasted and go listen to loud unrefined uninhibited punk rock Not Greenday or blink182 . Just some scummy assholes with beat up instruments yelling about things that piss them off playing hard and loud.

An example of shitty punk would be if 4 kids from your town stole some guitars and started a band in which they turned up the amp cranked the gain and yelled about how much cops piss them off cause they give them tickets for huffing paint as they pounded out the two chords they know mixed with power chords and what ever other noise the can make.

by Johny Porkchop December 13, 2013

Shitty Flakes

(n) The leftover fecal matter in the toilet bowl after flushing

I shit so hard, I have shitty flakes even after two flushes.
Shitty flakes is not a cereal.
Shitty flakes are bad to find in a public bathroom.

by ArchAngle June 11, 2014

shitty drunk

Soneone who thinks they are brilliant, well spoken and smooth when drunk, who in fact is not. Even when faced with cold hard facts and evidence of their shitty drunkenness whether it be pictures, witnesses, or broken things, will make excuses and justify their shitty drunken behavior, and continue to be shitty drunks.

Dooshbag, shit, faced, nightmare, my, bf, unfortunately

He was such a shitty drunk, he vowed he would never leave me and then tried to wrestle me, got me in a headlock and then stumbled to the bathroom to vomit.

by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014

SHITTY HIPPY

Shitty hippy: usually tree dwelling hippy types with dreadlocks, which remain unwashed for a lengthy period of time. Also known as 'shittus hippus'.

Get off my land/out of that tree 'You shitty hippy'!

by littledreadedpixi July 5, 2014

Shitty Rig

Using the wrong stuff to do the right thing on a film set.

"I don't have a monopod, but I found this stick"
"Perfect, now that is a Shitty Rig."

by Bert Mayer December 7, 2014

Shitty Diaper

A sketchy situation, to be sketched out.

Man I smell a shitty diaper, we should dip.

by JaySteeze January 12, 2015