shlomburg

shlomburg: when a girl says she’s quirky for something common, such as calling oneself a potato or having a spam account where they post pictures of themselves sticking their tongues out.

Adrian: Hey Erin is such a shlomburg. she thinks she’s so quirky!
Shari: I know! She should cut it out...

by Pissface6969 May 13, 2020

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Schoom

cum covered shit

I came in her ass and as I pulled out, she spurted schoom all over me.

by TacoBellCrusadersBajaEvolved July 11, 2020

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Shkoompus

A tribal dance taking place whilst ones stands in a bucket of cum

Hey Tim, wanna go do some shkoompus?

I can’t tonight man, I have too many blisters from last time

by Monchoople_Rankus October 22, 2020

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scoompty

Trees, Hoe, Slut etc.

This Scoompty is for the streets

This Scoompty has a mans but still fucking around with people

by That’s fine October 29, 2020

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scoompa

A g-string worn by farmers, particularly dairy farmers in northern regions of Bavaria, on their way to milk the cows.

(In a German accent) Oi mate I’m on me way to milk the cows. Damn your scoompa looking fine, know anywhere you can get one from near here? Me cows need a new sight to see before I turn into a scoompa loompa. Do you prefer yours lace or hand woven silk?

by Dictionary definitions r us November 6, 2020

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Shoemaker

If you have this last name, you are, like, three feet tall, bald, and is bald. You also have no friends. You look like Caillou. Your first name is lucas. You know everything. You poop in back packs. Your head looks like an egg. You have a $2000 pc. You brag about your loading time into Sea of Thieves. You spend too much time on video games. You go out with boys on the weekends but with your pc on weekdays. You get scared when you see a picture of a spider. Your friend whose name starts with a "J" is really smart and tall. Your friend whose name starts with an "N" has curly hair and has a cool dog. Your friend whose name starts with a "B" is really tall and wraps around you when you are wrestling him like a wrapper to a piece of candy. Your friend whose name starts with a "D" is also short. Your friend whose name starts with an "L" is chunky and also likes to wrestle.

"Man that guy is a real Shoemaker!"

by SyrianKid November 12, 2020

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