Snarf

1) (noun) to expunge any bodily fluid in the face of a romantic interest
2) (adj.) pulling a Visconti

Dude, did you hear about Visconti? He snarfed in that girls face while making love.... got cockblocked by John Candy

by theREALBags June 6, 2015

Snarf

A grown man and or women who while in the bathtub has the uncontrollable urge to fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles.

"Godo has the worst shit breath, he must have a secret "snarf" obsession"!

by Tony-The_Tiger March 8, 2017

Snarf

One who goes around sniffing women's bicycle seats right after they get done riding them.

That chick was so hot; after the bike race I just had to Snarf that seat.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo September 16, 2018

Snarfboarding

A sport in which you throw a surfboard like device on top of water and run and jump onto it to skim, or snarf, on the water.

Hey dumbass! You really suck at snarfboarding, you should go eat poop!

by OfficialShoppingCart October 4, 2020

snarf

someone who sucks farts out of seaguls ...or the act of sucking farts out of seaguls

dirty snarf!!.. why dont you go snarf some more seagul farts

by miss_ali March 11, 2008

shnart

The act of shitting ones pants as a result of trying to hold in a sneeze. Sneeze induced shart.

I had to sneeze while I was in church but ended up shnarting.

by Delete_the_peace December 15, 2007

Snarf

chewing tobacco, thats about it pretty schweet huh?

God damn I need a snarf.

Can I borrow a snarf from you?

by Tristan McNamara October 19, 2004