Shmoogie

A sopping wet wet, gloppy, uncompacted wad of toilet paper. Shmoogies are good for throwing and sticking to anything.

My camp counsellor threw a shmoogie at the ceiling of our cabin 5 years ago and it's still there, look!

by bkdbocanew March 11, 2024

Shmoober

Goober flemp

Hey shmoober, ya shmibs?

by WhatTheHellIsAPseudonym?11 March 14, 2024

Shmoonad

A silly and empty headed individual. Can be used brutally or lovingly.

“It’s shmoonad central over here!”
“This guy is such a shmoonad!”

by Finkledungus March 24, 2024

shmoockie

When a vagina smells like a cookie

She has a shmoockie

by Kdndnbsheh April 7, 2024

shmoofer

Slang term for clothing iron

That bitch hit me with the god damn shmoofer!

by Frostytip June 18, 2024

Shmolivia

A formal synonym for move.

I will shmolivia away from new york.

by Agsyxbsgtsb November 29, 2024

Shmole

A bowl of marijuana and tobacco smoked from a bong, AKA a moche

Bro I just took a fat shmole, I need to sit down.
Did you just take a shmole in my bong? Now I have to clean it.

by anonymous December 1, 2024