by Supercalifragilerealistic October 15, 2019
Get the Eggs on the high shelfmug. "I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
by tsamu July 31, 2010
Get the shelf destructmug. A Psychological Weapon Used By Parents To Persuade Their Children To Be On Their Best Behavior.
Used Primarily Around The Holidays To Encourage Kids To Mind Their Manners And Be Respectful.
A Cultural Technique Used By People From New Bedford Massachusetts Since 1973.
Used Primarily Around The Holidays To Encourage Kids To Mind Their Manners And Be Respectful.
A Cultural Technique Used By People From New Bedford Massachusetts Since 1973.
by Four Horsemen Studio  April 6, 2016
Get the The Belt On The Shelfmug. The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.
Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.
by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020
Get the hobo shelfmug. A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.
Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023
Get the shelf turdmug. by YVLdoja January 3, 2025
Get the Bottom shelf deckiemug. by NoShwagHere May 14, 2003
Get the knick-knack shelfmug.