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shelf item

When you acquire info that conflicts with your integrity, but don’t want to leave the cult, so you put it on your “shelf” to worry about later. As you start adding more shelf items until it ultimately collapses, then you decide to just “fuck it” and leave the cult.
How the Church treats women was a major shelf item for me. Their treatment of LGBT individuals caused my shelf to break.
by DickButtRiddick February 14, 2024
mugGet the shelf itemmug.

top shelf

Wen a brudda kills da leada of nodda rival gang, hes on da top shailf
Da*n look at dat, hes on da top shelf
by Jinsengsta June 30, 2004
mugGet the top shelfmug.

crumb shelf

Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.
Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlierthanks, crumb shelf!
by ogmack122 June 29, 2017
mugGet the crumb shelfmug.

Shelf

Short for “shit myself
Him 1:I just shelf
Him 2: bro
by CronchyApple May 5, 2020
mugGet the Shelfmug.

Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.
I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.
by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022
mugGet the Going top shelfmug.

stick on the shelf

A woman's pokie, pipe, dildo, vibrator,and butt plugs, not usually seen by anyone because it's on the shelf
I don't like when a dirty ass bitch don't care about her health I don't like shit but that stick on the shelf that's it I don't like shit so I sticks to myself myself
by Cal1foolya July 3, 2022
mugGet the stick on the shelfmug.

Shelf Check

When a girl has a phat ass, to the point where she could set her ass down on a shelf while standing.
by TheXtrm July 22, 2025
mugGet the Shelf Checkmug.

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