Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".

Go season the ham.

by wfgqwf March 1, 2011

sniffing season

The first few weeks of the new year where old flames text, call or email wanting to see "how you've been....." They are sniffing you out to see if you would be open to another round of whatever you had in the past. Wise people will keep it moving and see it for what it is.

Friend 1: I just got 5 texts in 3 days from different guys I dated last year.....What is going on?
Friend 2: It's sniffing season....best to keep it moving.....

by KMGTEXAS January 10, 2014

physicians seasoning

an alternative name for dr pepper used to confuse waitresses.

customer : excuse me miss could i get a refill of physicians seasoning?
waitress : a refill of what?
customer : physicians seasoning.
waitress: i dont think we have that.
customer: i'll have some dr pepper then.

by soda_jerker June 5, 2015

Rainter Season

Rainter season is a phase or time when the season is foggy, dull and rainy. It doesn't make any sense. You don't even understand what season that is.

This often happens in countries in South Asia.

Hey why is it so foggy but also raining outside?
OMG, u didn't know! It's Rainter Season!

by DayDreamer329 November 19, 2015

peach season

Noun: the season where many asses (🍑) are seen

Tyrone it’s peach season

by Peach season 101 May 6, 2018

crow season

Crow season can only be understood by fellow crow seasoners. Don’t ask Natalie what it means

It’s crow season
BROOO it’s crow szn

That’s crazy it’s already crow season ...!

by crowseZon May 17, 2018

Rutting Season

Usually around spring and summer, where everyone starts getting super sexual and the libido is high. Rutting season is when everyone is super horny and just trying to get it in with one another.

"All these boys are trying so hard with me, it must be rutting season or something smh"

"I'm getting wet dreams every night, I guess it's my rutting season"

by Mosry March 9, 2019