A Joke-Sale is when they want you to think you're getting a good deal, but upon closer inspection it's really not. On the Internet, the original price is inflated and slashed out then the new price is very close to the actual price.
by GRINGOJS November 25, 2023
Get the Joke-Salemug. A all around asshole to younger siblings and with a average prostate size of 3-4 inches, and has a short temper
Your a fucking David Sales
by My ninja nigga September 14, 2016
Get the david salesmug. A beautiful Albanian hot girl with good personality. She is a lovely person and a very crazy girl that can do everythink alone.
If you have a Sale in your life you are very lucky.
If you have a Sale in your life you are very lucky.
by Aseee13742 November 23, 2021
Get the Salemug. by Queen Blacc June 11, 2019
Get the queen of salesmug. Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm
"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"
by Captain Useless August 31, 2012
Get the Mardi Gras Clearance Salemug. (v) when a guy acts on romantic feelings or like he’s dating a girl but then says he’s confused about his feelings
“I don’t know what’s happening. He kissed me, but then he said he’s confused about how he feels about me. I think I am being saled!”
by cabin 8! July 27, 2021
Get the Saledmug. If something is not for sale, then it's something that you're dying to have, but not sold at any grocery store. It's akin to extra screen time allotment that you start to deserve once you subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels, but it's something you cannot easily obtain from your parents.
That new gaming console is definitely not for sale; I’ve tried everything to convince my parents, but they just won’t budge!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
Get the not for salemug.