I had my new Girlfriend sucking my cock. She said promise not to cum in my mouth. I said yes. As I got close I placed my hands on the back of her head and shot my complete load of cum in her mouth making a Cim Surprise.
by Asianpoker January 31, 2022
Get the cim surprisemug. by TosterOven January 29, 2017
Get the surprised mememug. To give someone a rim job without them being aware. Also can be considered sexual abuse depending where you are from
by Foureyes__ December 14, 2009
Get the Surprise Rimmermug. A statement used to assure others that there is no need to worry about a task/event due to it not being difficult, when in reality the task/event is grueling and potentially soul crushing.
I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised
by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023
Get the Pleasantly Surprisedmug. The act of fucking a chick doggy style whilst facing a window, you then proceed to pull out, and a mate takes over the ramming without her noticing.
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"
"Me and Dave did a surprise Moosey on Linda last night. You should have seen her face!. Worse than when I gave her a Dirty Sanchez"
by Mongrlz August 15, 2012
Get the Surprise Mooseymug. by frankandbeans10 April 14, 2014
Get the dry surprisemug. teenage son.....whats for dinner?
mum....freezer surprise
teenage son.....did you forget to label the food again?
mum....freezer surprise
teenage son.....did you forget to label the food again?
by kittsy December 24, 2012
Get the freezer surprisemug.