Human Spam

A person who is incredibly annoying and worthless in a situation. Someone who cannot add meaning, quality or substance to a solution.
"That guy from the computer store was total Human Spam. He couldn't even explain what he was talking about. His presence at the meeting was a waste."
by Mamahipster February 17, 2012
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Verbal spamming

Noun: The act of contributing irrelevant information to a conversation, or the attempt to communicate useless information to a person.
The same as spamming an e-mail adress or forum with useless information, only verbally.
Person A: Have you seen Citizen Kane yet? It's worth the time you know.

Person B: No, I haven't, but guess I'l have to do it sometime.

Person C: Heat can be quite warm sometimes. (Verbal spamming)
by piratsindre April 05, 2008
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Voice Spam

Obscene number of calls made to one person by one person or organization. Similar to email spam.
AT&T has been voice spamming me all week - calling me twelve times to get me to switch my telephone provider.
by Michael Christenson August 16, 2007
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GL Spam

GL Spam (Action Verb); GL Spam is a slang term used to abbreviate "Grenade Launcher Spamming". This term arrose from the popularity of using grenade launchers in online video games such as Crimewave 1986. It has since then become a massive disturbance to the peace of Miami and online culture alike.

GL Spamming is the action of consistently, and constantly using a grenade launcher to repeatedly hurt other players in Crimewave 1986. It is a very hated action by numerous online communites and discord servers.
"Don't look at him sweeite, he's a GL Spammer."

Person 1: "Why does everybody hate me?"
Person 2: "Bro... you GL spam..."
Person 3: *Punches Person 1 In the neck*
Person 2: *Joins in on the beat down*
by Adrixcee! October 06, 2023
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Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.
Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."
by hmcdesq December 06, 2022
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Name spamming

Name spamming is the act of putting a definition of your name on urban dictionary that explains how amazing anybody with that name is.
Almost every name has been a victim of name spamming, except for henry.
by fooster1012 April 20, 2013
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eye spam

The opposite of eye candy. Visually unpleasing. Fugly.
Jennifer: Wow, Matt is so cute, talk about eye candy, he is a sexy beast.
Dick and John: What are we eye spam?
by Donna S March 27, 2008
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