Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

Running Start

When one would like to involve themselves in sex acts with a very large woman it sometiems becomes neccesary to get a running start to drive the erect penis through the flab and hopefully into the vagina, asshole, and or belly button in some cases.

That bitch was so hefty I hadda take a running start

by DRDankfatty151 September 28, 2006

Cool runnings

The process of numbing the asshole with an ice cube and then taking a dump.

Had chipotle the other day but I prepped my bowel with a cool runnings and didn't feel a thing!

by Crunchy yet moist December 17, 2017

Running off at the cocksucker

A woman who runs off at the mouth...a woman who just won't shut up.

That bitch just keeps running off at the cocksucker.

by angrydragon October 1, 2005

running the streets

to get really drunk with a bunch of friends and go on drunk adventures.
1) to other parties
2) to find food
3) to get laid
4) to steal stuff from other peoples houses (food)
goal: to have really funny stories and pictures to share the next day

1) the girls of Gamma Nu Digamma ran the streets last night

2) " man, when i was running the streets last night, i broke into someones dorm room and stole a plate of cheese, kilbasa, and some townhouse chrackers"~ true story

by gamma nu girl April 23, 2010

runnin cold

Not had sex for a very long time and REALLY want it

Steve: Dude i'm runnin so cold i gonna get frostbite

by Broco May 5, 2005

Running Gravs

The act of smoking out of a gravity bong

hey bigs wana come thru and run some gravs
nah im already running gravs and im beat as fuckk

by BogeStoker April 30, 2010