to rub asses

A term used to define a situation where you are forced to be around and interact with a person that you don't like.

"Im going to my parents house for Thanksgiving; and I'm going to have to run asses with my brother-in-law."

"I'm going to work to rub asses with my idiot boss!"

"God I hate Tom. But I'm not missing Craig's party, so I will rub asses with him all night if I have to."

by Dustin Mousley November 27, 2007

Rub Toe

The act of having sex

Did you rub toe with that girl last night?

by Nate January 04, 2004

Squirrel rub

When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head

After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.

by Wild Wes November 17, 2011

rod rub

to have your cock rubbed by the hand or foot of someone besides yourself to the point of orgasm.

Carlos- Suzie gave me an amazing rod rub when we were watching the movie in history!
Marc- No way! Me too! I'm gonna bitch slap that cunt.

by DaRoggit May 04, 2008

Pitt Rub

Essentially, just Deoderant.

Man, my Pitts are kicking, can you throw me my Pitt Rub.

by SuzyBeth January 29, 2019

rub dawg

Another word for condom

Person 1: Hey man you got any rub dawgs i can borrow, i have a guarantee lined up for tonight.

Person 2: Ya sure i got a couple extra, just hit me back when you get your next pack.

by Nic McLaren March 12, 2007

Rub Tug

When a girl gives a great blow job incorporating her hands and maybe even her sweaty feet. A rub tug in the top of the line bj. Never use the saying "rub tug "when you received anything short of perfection.

Kim Kardashian gives the meanest rub tugs

by I <3 nigg's January 26, 2020