Flatmate Risotto

When you want to make dinner with your university flatmates so you use the by-products from your orgy with them to make risotto.

Flatmate 1: oh man I really fancy some risotto but the local supermarket is out of ingredients
Flatmate 2: I know, why don't we make Flatmate Risotto?

by HugeDaddy69 January 25, 2022

@bill riskos moment

The inability to find a sexual partner -ie get laid

-Who’s gonna say it?

- @bill riskos moment

by Servosmpampas January 27, 2022

John russo

LArd eater

This guy is such a john russo he is knuckle deep in a jar or lard

by Fasrfcswegvccff March 1, 2022

Larissa/Rissa

This girl is passionate, brave, caring, beautiful, and most of all, so freaking funny. She has trauma, but makes jokes about it with her friends. She is extremely clumsy, but she has so many people that care for her and love her. She is unstoppable. Her grades are amazing, and she is going to make it far someday

Person : wait, who’s valedictorian again?
Other person : dude are you stupid, it’s obviously Larissa/Rissa! I mean come on! She is funny, cool and soooooo smart. Her grades are crazy high!

by Yourfavbookaddict May 11, 2022

Rafiel Russo

Rafiel Russo is a nickname given to someone who is gay and made fun of in the group chats.

OMG bro your such a Rafiel Russo for sending that to the group chat.

by bigboomer69420 May 30, 2022

Porco Rosso

The act of having your hog cranked to completion while floating in the Adriatic sea.

Yeah we went on a day-long island hopping tour from Dubrovnik and she gave me a Porco Rosso when we were swimming away from the group.

by Ozegah August 30, 2022

Gemma Risotto

Gemma Risotto loves risotto covered volleyballs. she loves to play with volleyballs and she is obsessed with the sport. volleyball is HER LIFE. she foes NOT have an allergy she is LYINNG!

Gemma Risotto is my Volleyball queen! #Risotto4Ever

by GemmaBLover August 19, 2024