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Relationship Welfare

Seeking a relationship below one's standards in order to avoid putting forth any effort to find someone better.
Natasha: Why does he use such lame come ons?

Jake: he's looking for someone thats as ghetto as he is so he doesnt HAVE to exert any effort.. its like relationship welfare
by Smitten_Kitten_13 August 25, 2010
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relationshit

when two people have a relationship that is doomed from the beggining
did you see bill and cristine, thats a relationshit alright
by shorty-mo October 22, 2010
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relationshipness

either how long two romantically involved parties have been connected with one another and/or the degree of affection shown between two said parties.
Jordyn: 351 hours and 34 minutes.
Stella: Is that how long yours and Katies relationshipness is?
by radadadada November 15, 2010
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Relationship Points

aka Relay Points

a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.
Girlfriend: Wow when was the last time you've done something like that for me?

Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?
by JooceyFr00t November 29, 2011
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relationslump

When a girl says she likes you, and only you... A lot but she doesn't want to date you or anyone else because she's afraid when she's done with high school/college she's going to leave the state or country and she'll never see you again and doesn't want a long distance relationship.
Guy 1: yo *guy 2*! You going out with that one girl yet?

Guy2: nope... She's in a relationslump...

Guy 1: oh snap! I feel you man, that's lame as hell man.
by Steammmmyy January 13, 2014
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Relationship New Year

Its the Chinese New Year for Relationships. It starts after what is typically the worse night ever for a single person or someone in a fragile, rocky relationship. Its when we all grow some balls and take our dating lives by the horns!

Feb. 15th - The day that you start a new with how you approach relationships. Either if you are currently in one or if you have been failing miserably trying to find and keep one, Relationship New Year is the day to start on a new foot.
Its Relationship New Year! I have once again been let down on Valentines Day. So, starting today, I am going to stop dating psycho chicks or looking for the unicorn and just find a good nice girl like Eva Mendez.
by McLovinsauce February 15, 2014
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RelationShit

A couple poop in a toilet at the same time. One partner sits on the others lap while they both poop into the same toilet. Usually preformed before or after coitis as a bonding exercise.
John and Jane had a great relationshit after sex.
by JeefBerky August 9, 2015
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