Muddy Rudder

A variation of the "Dutch Rudder".

During anal sex, you pull out, you grab your "muddy" dick, your partner takes hold of your forearm and "helps" you masturbate.

Last night, my girlfriend finished off our evening of crazy sex with the muddy rudder. It was awesome!

by jimmy2time January 22, 2010

Muddy rudder

When you poop on girl's breasts and then motorboat them.

I got pink eye from performing the muddy rudder last night.

by Terrance McGillicuddy November 1, 2010

rudeness

This word has many uses.
1) Making an offensive comment is "rudeness".
2) Sex. Having/Doing "rudeness" (replaces word "sex")
3) Bathroom Business of the #2 nature.

#1) "Look at your fat ass", "OMG, you're so rudeness!"
#2) "Lisa & Jim did rudeness last night"
#3) "What's that smell? Did you do rudeness in the bathroom?"
(a fart would also equal AIR-rudeness)

by Linifer Rubirelli March 10, 2007

Rude Dude

A person who is extremely rude to everyone and anyone. Usually starts a fight for no reason with that would cause serious harm to him before being bailed out by a friend. Usually possesing a hooked nose. Also known as pussy, vagina, waste of space.

That egghead is such a rude dude i want to smash his hooked nose into pieces.

by The Great Monty July 28, 2009

rude reset

Event that occurs when your computer decides to install automatic updates and reset the computer while you're playing a game or downloading something.

Crap! I was in the middle of an online match and my compute decided to do a rude reset!

by aandc August 19, 2009

ruddersmack

A smack that involves the usage of a long, hard but flexible beaver-tail like tool to hit someone across the face with. Used on someone who needs a big attitude adjustment.

That kid needs a real hard ruddersmack.

by twilightcloud April 22, 2010

Rude Hummer

With rude referring to awesome and hummer referring to felatio performed while the person giving oral sex hums the term describes excellent oral sex.

yea man, it was a rude hummer.

by hummerlover1234 December 22, 2010