Pizza Hut noob

In 2006, the Australian arm of Pizza Hut released a meal deal - the customer would get two large pizzas, a garlic bread, a 1.5L Pepsi and a game of their choice (the available games were NFS: Most Wanted, The Sims 2, and Battlefield 2). This was all offered for $34.95AUD.

Unfortunately, instead of choosing a harmless game like Need for Speed, the majority of these budding gamers chose Battlefield 2, which at the time was one of the most popular first person shooters. Australian multiplayer servers were flooded with pizza-lovers with no idea of how to actually play the game, while those who purchased it in-store were left to pick up the pieces.

And so the Pizza Hut noob was born.

Of course, noobs are a part of every game, and they eventually either improve their skills or leave. The reason the Pizza Hut special gained such notoriety amongst the Australian gaming community is because there was such an overwhelming flood of general stupidity in such a short space of time.

One way of telling the true age of a BF2 gamer is to go onto a BF2 server and ask "who here remembers the Pizza Hut noobs?". There's sure to be at least one person who remembers those dark months.

"Who here remembers the Pizza Hut noobs?"
- usually followed by messages from veterans reminiscing

Player Teamkills AnotherPlayer
AnotherPlayer: pizza hut noob...

by SchoolSarge May 4, 2010

Pizzaiolo

A well mannered man with a hidden agenda to have sex with(or rape) mildly attractive women of age

This guy is a pizzaiolo

by Bill Bronson August 11, 2020

The Pizza Man

"The Pizza Man" is a scene from the popular television show Supernatural. In the scene, Castiel is watching the TV while Sam and Dean are researching. He then says "It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, then why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?", as he had been watching porn.

Castiel: *Kisses Meg*
Meg: Where did that come from?
Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.

by DestielLover4Life June 28, 2019

Pizza Time

Standing in a circle with your friends dressed as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Bukkaking a pizza

Wanna pizza time that chick

by Cowcakke September 28, 2017

Pizza Nuts

Nuts covered in pimples. Or pizza sauce.

Sally sucked Bill's pizza nuts and now they are wet pizza nuts.

by FredBilly January 20, 2009

cardboard pizza

n. any pre-packaged frozen pizza with a tough thin crust of cardboard consistancy; can also refer to thicker pies with a similarly crappy crust.

a cardboard pizza can usually be identified by its cardboard backing.

"hey honey, throw a coardboard pizza in the oven and I'll get us a movie."

by Raccoon December 16, 2003

Chicago-style pizza

Sometimes called deep-dish or pan pizza, an excellent type of pizza originating in Chicago in the early 1940s. Now often misdescribed as "thick crust", the pizza generally has a thin or medium crust made of flour and cornmeal, upon which is laid a thick layer of cheese, with tomato sauce or crushed tomatoes on top. It is available all over the world, although the authenticity is questionable outside of Chicago.

Interestingly, many prominent Chicagoland pizzerias serve only thin pizza (i.e. not Chicago-style) which is also very popular if not moreso among Chicagoans. Some area pizza parlors offer both styles, apparently to cater to out-of-town rubes who want to try Chicago-style.

"I ate a Chicago-style pizza in London and my anus hasn't been right since."

"My grandfather ate Chicago-style pizza at Pizzeria Uno in 1945. He is dead now."

by Joe Bone April 17, 2005