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a big plate of shut the hell up

n.
a metaphorical meal sarcastically offered to a person whining and inquiring about food to somebody who doesn't feel like providing actual food for them
p1: "I'm hunnnnngry. What's for dinner?"
p2: "A big plate of shut the hell up."
by Paraprax December 12, 2018
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sex on a plate

When A guy is so hawt, delicious and FINE that you want to eat him all up like a fruit roll up. He can get it.
Thinking to myself, “Dayuuumnmn that guy is sex on a plate!!!”
by thinkingtomyself April 5, 2019
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L Plate

A method of constructing a spliff by the means of joining two rizla's to form the shape of an 'L'.
How to roll an L plate (On the left): -

1. Take two king sized rizla's (Blue/Silver).
2. With the glue at the top of the 1st rizla, cut a triangle off the right hand end, 1cm from the right at the bottom to the top right hand corner.
3. Attatch the bottom half of the 2nd rizla with the glue on the left hand side to the diagonal edge of the 1st rizla.
4. Cut the second rizla so the bottom edge of the 1st rizla continues along the entire length (Same shape from step 2).
5. Fold the L plate in half length ways, so the crease in the 1st rizla continues along the entire length.
6. Fold the top right hand corner of the 2nd rizla down to form a 45' triangle. Cut this triangle off.
7. Fill as you desire :)
by James Scott July 21, 2008
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License Plate

A tattoo, usually located at the base of a female's (generally one of loose character) neck. Used to identify said female during heavy drug induced doggy style sex.
Chad was so stoned, the only way to he was able to remember the bitch was by her license plate.
by mjoblio May 31, 2004
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pilates

A group of pirates that speak Engrish.
Oh my! The pilates have raided my house and written mistranslated obsceneties all over my walls!
by Craig Riley March 21, 2005
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flippin' plates

In Australia, teenagers of age 16 - 17 (depending on which state they're in) can obtain their Learner plates (L's) for driving. L plates require the driver to have a fully licensed driver (one without any plates) accompanying them at all times.

After a certain amount of time, (min. 6 months in some states) L platers can obtain their P plates which enables the driver to drive un-accompanied.

However, the act of flippin' platers sees an L plater swapping his plates around (since they are double sided - one side has an L and the other has a P) to make it seem as if they are a P plater. Illegal but otherwise very useful until you get pulled over.
Guy 1: How DID you get here? There is no way you could have walked from one side of town to the other.

Guy 2: Flippin' plates!
by Jimmy April 17, 2006
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dust off home plate

After engaging in sexual acts... the cleaning up of the love juices. Dusting off home plate.
Man, last night was so good, I definitely needed to dust off home plate as soon as we were done.
by Cataschism April 29, 2005
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