Procrascinate 

To be a bitch. Often confused with Procrastinate, but understandably so, and deserves to be forgiven, and praised.

Waffles is so procrascinate.

Procrascinate by NOT GT April 9, 2008

Precrastinate

To procrastinate before procrastinating.

Dude 1: Hey man what's up?
Dude 2: Oh I'm just precrastinating my work term report.
Dude 1: Precrastinating?
Dude 2: Ya you know, to precrastinate, procrastinating before you procrastinate.

Precrastinate by Grinner July 27, 2008

Poocrastinate 

To put of the act of taking a dump because you don't want to miss a show, game, etc. This usually results in a huge crap coming out all at once right when you finally sit down on the john.

Man, earlier I was watching the game and I poocrastinated in the 4th quarter 'cus it was such a good game. Now my butthole hurts like hell.

Poocrastinate by foolpoo October 20, 2009

procrastination 

pro-cras-ti-na-tion |prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən, prō-|
noun
the action of ruining your own life for no apparent reason

Procrastination is like playing your favorite game in a dark alley. I know I'm supposed to be enjoying this, but I'm too worried about what's around the corner.

procrastination by RemRabbit June 14, 2014

procrastination 

putting things off till tomorrow aka never doing it ever

dan howell is very good at procrastination

procrastination by placentaflavour August 10, 2014

Procrapstination 

When you really need to take a dump, but you just don't want to because of a specific reason or reasons. i.e. Favorite show is on or finishing homework.

Person 1: Man, i really gotta take a shit badly...

Person 2: So go.

Person 1: No way dude, my show's on.

Person 2: Procrapstination again? Fine, go explode from shit.

Procrapstination by DeliciousTurds September 30, 2010

Procrastibator 

Some one who puts off some thing to masturbate.

That guy is a real procrastibator. He spent the whole day masturbating instead of doing his report that's due tommorow

Procrastibator by OoJesusoO May 16, 2011