pretzel day

pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ

Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Pretzel

Important

Pay attention everyone, this is a pretzel part of the lesson.

by Skyvessel May 19, 2021

prelize

Prelize is very kind

And she doesn’t study for anything yet she gets

High marks for everything and proceeds to say it’s bad marks

prelize always gives good advice and is very fruity at times but she unfortunately she’s not fruity

“Prelize what did you get on the test?”

“I got 80/100 it’s so bad”

by iknowcpr November 22, 2021

pretzelsoverpeople

the funniest, most georgous person you will ever meet. the best instagram creator you will ever meet

“pretzelsoverpeople is the best”

by olive.girl November 23, 2021

pretzel fight

six men intertwining their penises

hey man, wanna have a pretzel fight with the bros?

sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised

by slay.xyr December 18, 2021

Pretzel nest

A deep bellybutton with lint and a pretzel ball in it.

Look at that cute little pretzel nest your body made.

by Redshorts69 February 10, 2022

pretzer

Pretzer: The embodiment of overpromising and under delivering

Dude, don’t pull a Pretzer on me
You’re such a Pretzer, Bryan

by Tofu Tod April 7, 2022