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pretzel day

pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ
Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."
by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021
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Pretzel

Pay attention everyone, this is a pretzel part of the lesson.
by Skyvessel May 19, 2021
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prelize

Prelize is very kind

And she doesn’t study for anything yet she gets

High marks for everything and proceeds to say it’s bad marks

prelize always gives good advice and is very fruity at times but she unfortunately she’s not fruity
“Prelize what did you get on the test?”

“I got 80/100 it’s so bad
by iknowcpr November 22, 2021
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pretzelsoverpeople

the funniest, most georgous person you will ever meet. the best instagram creator you will ever meet
“pretzelsoverpeople is the best
by olive.girl November 23, 2021
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pretzel fight

six men intertwining their penises
hey man, wanna have a pretzel fight with the bros?

sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised
by slay.xyr December 18, 2021
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Pretzel nest

A deep bellybutton with lint and a pretzel ball in it.
Look at that cute little pretzel nest your body made.
by Redshorts69 February 10, 2022
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pretzer

Pretzer: The embodiment of overpromising and under delivering
Dude, don’t pull a Pretzer on me
You’re such a Pretzer, Bryan
by Tofu Tod April 7, 2022
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