Poser

Incorrect spelling of the word "posuer", mainly used by morons and 7th graders.

Dave: "Steve is such a poser."
Mark: "You mean he poses for pictures like a model?"
Dave: "No, he tries to be something he isn't."
Mark: "You mean a poseur? You're an idiot, dude! You told me you're smart. I guess that makes you a poseur."

by Lauco July 27, 2016

Poser

A person who pretends to like something to be cool, but actually knows nothing about the subject. They are usually widely hated. They also pretend that there is something different about them just to get attention.

" Omg, you know Maya?"

"Omg yeah, she pretends to like Panic! At the disco to impress Mike. She only knows like one song"
"She's such a poser"

by ShutyourmouthMaya April 20, 2016

poser

a so called celebrity from the philippines who says money they got lots yet they embezzle

a napoleonic celebrity who says he so flush he gon buy yacths yet if u pull.up to his house the guard makes abundantly clear the house aint his yet he talking loud bout buying yachts! fuck off ogie alcasid, poser!

ogie alcasid is a poser; he dont even own his home yet talks like he can buy a yacht! he is an embezling poser clown Napoleonic midget!

by noateneochiklmays June 14, 2017

Poser

Someone who drives a Ford fusion

Wait, he drives a Ford fusion?? I didn't know he was a poser!

by Duck#2 September 28, 2017

Poser

People who copy terms on UD to try and stay relevant.

Yo, that whiteboys slang wasn't even correct. What a poser. He probably got his slang from UrbanDictionary.

by BigPimppin6906 November 22, 2017

Poser

Someone who acts like someone they're not, but they don't realize that there being fake, basically a loser trying to fit in. They usually buy ‘trendy’, fake- fancy stuff to look better for people and acts like the majority.

Take off that fake Rolex bro, you're such a fucking poser!

by Mafercr December 10, 2017

Poser

Someone who pretends to be a jerk to fit in with their friends but is actually a pretty nice person

Friend: ugh he’s so rude
Me: idk I kinda think he’s just a poser

by Middle aged money February 12, 2018