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pollynowantcracker

It's in the name, non-shortened, more tzatziki please.

Polly aka the best Ar-she-nott follows ChristianTG92 for just under a year now, and is a cool non weed schmokin ranch cracker. Now go switch it up.
Pollynowantcracker
by Nollypocantwracker December 9, 2024
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Pollocks

He’s talking a load of pollocks!
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
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Pollenution

This is the transferring of pollen from a flower's male reproductive organs (anthers) to its female organs (stigma) that causes the TOTAL DESTRUCTION of the atmosphere and environment. These trash particles (pollen) temporarily make the world uninhabitable for many because of all these reckless plants and their carnal desires.
I hate Spring. I can’t breathe and I can’t see due to all the pollenution.
by IggieReilly April 22, 2025
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Pollination (human sex act)

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.

You're pollinating her, like a flower.

When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.

Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
I just pollinated her. (pollination (human sex act))
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
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pollinating (sex act)

when you masturbate in front of the female

and cum on her belly

then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb

it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai

except that it's in real life

good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety

you're pollinating her like a flower or plant

it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation
i was pollinating (sex act) her
by Andrew E Cooper July 17, 2025
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Pollen Jockie

A "vanilla" looking person who secretly likes their "flowers" nectar be eaten then "pollenated" by one or multiple guys.
She's/He's seems innocent but in the bed room she's/He's a huge dominate Pollen Jockie.
by IamU.B October 4, 2025
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Polonizing

Giving unwanted advice in terms of aphorisms, like Polonius from "Hamlet". In the play, Polonius gives generic advice to multiple characters, which winds out being terrible every time. The people who do this usually do not follow the advice they dish out. Similar to, but not the same as, being "patronizing" to someone. As a verb, "Polonize".
A: "Remember, a penny saved is a penny earned!"
B: "Dude, you asked me for 5$ last week which you still have not paid back. You have no right to be so polonizing."
by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025
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