Polar Bear Head

Giving head with cold hands and using ones teeth.
-"What was you SO like?"
-"She gave Polar Bear Head with her cold hands and lots of teeth."
by reddit user kuato_lives helper February 20, 2014
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polar bear head

A blowjob with cold hands and lots of teeth.
I got polar bear head last night, it wasn't that great.
I hear Katie gives polar bear head.
by Redditor12 February 19, 2014
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Bi-Polar Butt Disease

A case in which you have very smelly farts sometimes uncontrollably expelling from your anus, but you ate nothing to provoke such an occurrence.
Dude Ian has major Bi-Polar Butt Disease this evening.
by Guitargod10940 April 12, 2009
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dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.

also prevents constipation.
yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.
by shakeitlikeasaltshaker April 25, 2009
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when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.
Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.
by nuclear jope December 14, 2009
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a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.
i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick
by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012
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