Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.

Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hours… someone tell him to land the plane.”

by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025

Land your plane

The semi polite way to tell someone to shut up when they are rambling on about nothing of interest to you.

Clay continued to talk even tho meghan wasn’t listening to him anymore really.

“You need to land your plane already, Clay.” Meghan told him.

by anonymous August 10, 2025

Plane Karen

The worst,crappiest people ever

Plane Karen:AAAAAAAAAA
Security:Get off the plane

The other passengers*applause*

by Ahadi2011 September 21, 2025

Planes

A plane is a device used for airborne travel. In September 11, 2001, a horrible event happened which is now considered humorous because stupid iPad kids.

They will not forget me like I was hit by planes.

by TYNIKSO March 19, 2025

plane crash

a serious accident, involving serious damage or injury.

there was a series of plane crashes and deaths

by MadebyRDG June 6, 2024

plane rat

The gross, entitled people who scurry to the front of the plane as soon as it lands.

**Ding ding** watch out here come the plane rats.

by P1nk1e March 30, 2025

Plane

When you helicopter so fast you start to levitate with your dih.

I planed to Africa!

by Skibidy sigma April 2, 2025