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Pembroke Pines 

Pembrokes Pines is an unheard of city in South Florida. Basically its like a suburb of Ft. Lauderdale or Hollywood but not Miami because Miami is in Dade County and Pembroke Pines is in Broward. Pines runs from like up near University to basically the edge of the everglades. So basically theres a really crappy part of Pembroke Pines and a really nice part. The crappy part is kinda ghetto. They have south campus of Broward College down there and it's like the most ghetto campus of all of them. The nice part is like where all the doctors and lawyers and people who have a job live. That's basically it. It's a nice place but don't come live here because houses are freakishly expensive.
John: Hey lets go live in Pembroke Pines!

Jen: We can visit the nice part but not the ghetto part because we might get mugged!

*after visit*

John: Lets move to Pembroke Pines!

Jen: No way! The houses are freaking expensive!

me gusta chuparme los pies 

In spanish, it means " I like to suck on my feet." Usually said by a unsuspecting gringo who was tricked into saying it by a mexican.
John: Jose, How do you say "nice to meet you" in spanish?

Jose: Me gusta chuparme los pies. That is the polite way of saying it.

John: Thanks man.

Stoner Pipeline 

A result of the natural phenomenon of social networking via cannabis smoking, the Stoner Pipeline is a system of individuals who are acquainted or closer to each other solely because they both share the characteristic of being a marijuana smoker a.k.a. a stoner.

Every true stoner has their own personal Stoner Pipeline (whether they know it or not) consisting of all the people they know that smoke. A true stoner holds these people differently than others. A true stoner sees another stoner as a sort of brethren. A mutual sense of respect connects these true stoners, because both are active in something illegal and what they were taught not to do, yet they live it and love it.

Regions that have smaller stoner populations actually have stronger Stoner Pipelines connection. The less stoners there are in an area, the closer and more dependent the stoners are on each other. In these sort of regions people can become best friends as soon as they find out the other is a stoner.
-How do you know Davy?
-Through the Stoner Pipeline.
-Huh?
-.....I bought weed from him one time.
-Oh.
Stoner Pipeline by Jack Fraust October 14, 2009

lay some pipe 

vulgar slang for sexual intercourse
That chick is smokin' hot, I'd like to lay some pipe on her.
lay some pipe by Charles Uwe December 4, 2003

Pipestimate 

To determine the approximate volume of a solution using a pipette.
What volume is in this tube?

I don't know, why don't you pipestimate it?
Pipestimate by BKittya1 October 21, 2009

piped telly 

We just got piped telly in our gaff.
piped telly by kfly September 5, 2008