Philadelphia Flapjack

n, the act of the recipient of anal sex farting while a penis is inside their anus.

Sam: I finally got to fuck Shelley in her ass last night.
Fred: Good work, how was it?
Sam: Great, until she dropped ass on my cock.
Fred: Classic Philadelphia Flapjack!

by natedogg101 March 11, 2009

Philadelphia Skyscraper

When a guy stands on top of the bed post and makes the girl stand under him while he cums. He then proceeds to shoot his cum up in the air and into her mouth imitating someone jumping off a philadelphia skyscraper.

Guy 1- "dude how was your bitch last night?...whats her name drew?"
Guy 2- "it was so good i made her suck me so hard that i had to climb up and give her an old fashioned Philadelphia skyscraper"

by JackMeOff810 July 25, 2011

Philandra

a total badass that is VERY attractive to only ugly people. Mostly a funny person and yells the word DICK everywhere. Also Draws DICKS everywhere too, sometimes in sharpie marker. Also LOVES drawing shit like people and is a cat person.

ALSO BEATS ASS BECUASE THERE ARE LOTS OF CUNTS AND ASSHOLES ON THIS PLANET, SO A PHILANDRA WILL STICK THE MIDDLE FINGER UP AT ALL DA HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

people: WOW, SHE'S A TOTAL PHILANDRA
*people start laughing*
me: yea *puts middle finger 5 inches away from their face*

by SAVE BITCH September 21, 2018

Philadelphia

The best group of fucking asshole degenerates you’ll ever see, if you’re a resident. Outsiders will be either killed, beaten, or held in the world famous Eagles Court. Fucking cheesesteaks are kind of the shit, Wawas are on every goddamn corner, lunch consists of the food of the gods, aka a mothafucking hoagie. Tasty cakes are fucking great.

Don’t even get me talking about the best team ever. The fucking eagles. I will personally suck every players dick and im a straight guy.

Anytime anything fucking happens Ohilly turns into an all out riot, and before every eagles game the city has to grease the poles so we don’t climb them. We still do cause we’re passionate retards and shit. Outsiders not welcome. Outsiders with weed will be mugged for the weed. Beer is the fuel and hoagies are also fuel and cheesesteaks are also fuel and tasty cakes taste good as fuck. Get some fucking water ice too. Water is pronounced “wooder” . Fuck off patriots

“Bro I’m boutta head to mothafucking Philadelphia to climb the fuckin poles”
“Bro lemme come ima get some hoagies and shit”

by #s r = 2 letters December 31, 2018

Phalange

A very important part of an airplane. A brain doctor, or a businesswoman (who was in Conference Room B)
REAL DEFINITION:- Phalanges are the bones at the tip of our fingers (probably why Phoebe knew it). It can also mean troops moving in a synchronized manner, like a single unit.

Phoebe Buffay: Hello, my name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business.
Random person with glasses: Oh my god! This plane doesn't even have a phalange!

Sane Person: I think I broke a phalange!

by littleharmonica January 3, 2021

Porn Phalanx

When one lines up one's porn magazines in a grid formation (e.g. 3 x 5) then proceeds to have a good wank over them

I had my porn phalanx all lined up then the door bell rung and I was busted

by Johov October 23, 2011

Philadelphia

Philadelphia is a very old, historical city (by North American standards) located in the Northeast region of the United States. Ironically, its name means "The City of Brotherly Love," but its residents whose families have occupied the city for generations are so rude and nasty that people were actively fleeing the city for decades, causing massive population loss. According to the recent census, however, the city has gained in population due to both international immigration and migration from the way-too-expensive suburbs. The newly-arrived people are very nice and friendly, yet they have to watch their backs around native Philadelphians.

Have you been to Philadelphia? The townies are really mean!

by ladeeda777 August 23, 2011