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Always Sunny In Philadelphia

THE WORST SHOW ON TELEVISION, repetitive, horrible humor and you are a complete honky piece of shit if you like the show. Everyone talks too fast and acts exactly the same as each other.
Asshole: Hey, did you see the latest Always Sunny In Philadelphia last night?

Me: NO YOU FUCKING YUPPIE SCUM PEICE OF SHIT, DIE IN A FUCKING PLANE CRASH YOU FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN IT AHHH

the Philadelphia 500 

Philadelphia 500 is something for members of the “community” to be proud proud of .

The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500

The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.
yo-yo yo, we’re gonna party like it’s 1999 y’all The Philadelphia 500 in effect
the Philadelphia 500 by Pro stock November 25, 2021

Camelot, Philadelphia 

Camelot is a small, often forgotten neighborhood in far northeast philly, that's usually lumped into Bustleton or Somerton because most people outside of it don't know it exists and because most people in it don't know what the neighborhood itself is called even though they agree its a neighborhood of its own.

Camelot is within the small square bounded by Roosevelt Boulevard, Red Lion Road, the CSX train tracks, and the end of boulevard plaza (where it starts getting to industrial parks) to the north. The southern area sometimes gets extended to Conwell avenue .

There's not much there, besides the aforementioned boulevard plaza, Philadelphia Academy Charter School (or PACS), and a Party City.

If you don't have a car, Camelot is a terrible place to live because it's really hard to go basically anywhere or do much of anything. you're perpetually far away from everything, and despite there being 5 bus routes in the area, you can only really depend on like three that are basically the same route in that area because the other two only come when they want to.
Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in Camelot, Philadelphia

Person 1: Where the fuck in Philly is that

Phillidelphia Phillies 

The author of the definition dated March 16, 2009 sucks chode.
Fuck the Mutts. David Wright has a vagina.

Only moron Mutt fans spell it "Phillidelphia Phillies".

Philidelphia stinger 

The act of cuming in someones wound and and rubbing it in with a tampon
Bucky: Hey Ashton I think you should give plumms a philidelphia stinger because he is being a big doucher!

Ashton: ok, that's pretty gross but I will do it

philadelphious

Three times as powerful as any word it replaces, it can replace a lot of words depending on how you use it.
a. Philadelphiously
b. Philadelphiousness
c. Philadelphiousingly
Dude, I just got a blumpkin and it was Philadelphiously the most philadelphious thing in the world. She was perfect.
philadelphious by Calvin Dale December 20, 2006