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Hym "Is it petty Chris? Is that a petty reason to stop watching? Should I do it because I think you're cooperating with Jordan Peterson to steal from me so I have to do his incest cult? Is that a better reason? Because that's the reason I'm going to murder a kids. Well, one of them. He's not trying to get me to do do it because it's better. He's doing it because it is EXPLICITLY WORSE than what I want and he knows it. He knows he is shit. And he knows his values are shit. And he wants to make me live out his shit values because he knows I will not be happy. And he's doing it because he wants there to be a punishment for calling his daughter a crippled slut with a pouty, fuckable face and there isn't one. I have a right to say that. But he doesn't like that I think I can say whatever I want about whoever I want. It isn't therapy that he is doing here. And the zionist shill therapists he's recruited to try and coopt the psychological institutions are enabling him and likely need to be punished for their complicity. Them and the politicians who've decided to hop on the bandwagon with him. Your incest cult isn't sanity, Jordan. It's just an incest cult. You've adorned yourself in the blood of a long-dead God and now you think you're him. You lie as easily a you breathe and for all of our sakes I hope both of those things become more difficult for you as we get closer to the climax of our little drama we got going on here."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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Fat Girl Petty

Someone who sits on their couch, abandoning their responsibilities, scrolling through social media taking screen shots and texting them to other haters.

Possibly crying while judging other people lives,
"Your so fake. and miserable, your fat girl petty. stop talking about other people and focus on your own life."
by Fakeshley September 16, 2020
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Petty handle

The ability to handle petty people, like yourself.
Despite the constant criticizing the group said to one another. Christi was able to petty handle the group today, by reminding them for the lack of their team work, and pionted out everyone in the groups most trivial details, revealing her own petty self.
by Bigbootytractor77 October 19, 2024
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petty

you
by ryleighahaha May 23, 2020
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ms petty

a girl who makes a big deal and is sassy
by tacomunchkiner December 22, 2023
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Petty

Jimmy invented petty on da hood he actin stingy wit da blunt cuz I smoked his bowl by accident wtf cuz
by Drippyjimmy May 1, 2019
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Counter Petty

The act of being petty in response to another person and/or companies pettiness.
When Dominoes charges you 30 cents for 6 packets of Parmesan cheese and the delivery driver forgets to bring said 6 packets of cheese, being counter petty, you call and have the delivery driver turn around and bring you your 6 packets of Parmesan cheese.
by jsinnmusic August 28, 2020
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