Pennsylvania Mile

An Inch that might as have been a mile; alternatively, an inch that became a mile.

The shooter missed his mark by a Pennsylvania Mile.
The candidate won by a Pennsylvania Mile.

by Daniel Aaron Young Neuberger July 14, 2024

Pennsylvania

Where Donald J. Trump got shot in his right ear

Man 1: Dude, did you hear that Donald Trump got shot in his ear at the Pennsylvania rally , he can still get up!

Man 2: He’s sure a tough president !

by Zzwannabewhite August 10, 2024

Pennsylvania wind tunnel

When you cum in some ass while the fart and the cum shoots out of the asshole because of the fart

I had a one night stand last night, we Pennsylvania wind tunneled and now my sheets are ruined.

by Tunnel_lover March 27, 2025

Pennsylvania Hood Ornament

When you run up to someone's car (especially during a road rage argument), pull down your pants, aim your ass at the front-center area of their hood, and put a big creamy shit there.
Named after the incident in Delaware County, Pennsylvania on April 30th, 2025, and named similarly to the Arizona Sunroof.

I can't believe that woman gave me a Pennsylvania Hood Ornament on the way to my job interview.

by SteankfoondThrongler May 15, 2025

pennsylvania popsicle

The Pennsylvania Popsicle: A daringly lascivious enterprise wherein a gentleman, ablaze with unrestrained ardor—JACK OFF—unleashes his copious seminal essence into a scrupulously chosen prophylactic sheath—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; this vessel is then consigned to the icy abyss of cryogenic preservation, transmuting the fluid into a resplendent, frost-forged scepter—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; with flamboyant fervor, the gentleman brandishes this glacial, crystalline rod—JACK OFF—striking with theatrical precision, each resonant thud dispersing delicate traces of thawed essence—JACK OFF—in a provocative, audacious tableau of unrestrained carnal artistry—JACK OFF—JACK OFF.

just hit my hb wit da pennsylvania popsicle he never saw it coming

by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025

Pennsylvania Chimney

a metal tube similar to stove exhaust. Inside near the base, about 3 or so inches off the bottom there is a grate that you put the charcoal on. Under the grate you can put newspaper or those little soaked starter cube things. The small fire utilizes the chimney effect for a solid charcoal lighting with no lighter fluid needed. Once the charcoal is well lit, you dump it into whatever grill you are using.

I take my Pennsylvania chimney and place it on top of my side burner for pots on my propane grill and set it to high. It lights the coal in zero time. They are a great investment if you use charcoal regularly.

by GoWithIt May 26, 2025

Pennsylvania Chimney

When someone makes something up and people talk as if it was a thing all along

He pulled a Pennsylvania chimney and the whole forum believed him.

by GoWithIt May 26, 2025