pee spaghetti

Putting raw spaghetti into your pee hole and leaving it there until it softens. This process can be more timely if you have a buddy to put the other half of it in his so your dicks "lady and tramp". A master chef can even make lasagna.

"Bone" appetit!

It's all you can eat pasta night so Johnny and Paul were up all night preparing pee spaghetti.

Pro tip: put a little olive oil in the dick hole so the pasta isn't sticky!

by Grundle Thunderbird June 30, 2017

pee-gasm

when you have to pee so badly that when you finally do it sends a shiver up your spine,gives you goosebumps and is almost as good as an orgasm.

Wow I had to pee so bad that I think I just had a pee-gasm

by gboy0662 January 29, 2010

Thanos pee

Thanos pee is also kown as lean, sizzurp and purple juce. it is sipped by many known rappers like lil baby and lil wayne.

ay yo man u been sippin in some thanos pee .

by super magic mike January 21, 2019

Pee Drawer

An empty dresser drawer usually filled with urine. Like the poop sock, you don't want mom to find this, or else you're fucked.

School Counselor: "So, Jimbo, why aren't you acting like yourself at school lately?'
Jimbo: "Mom found the pee drawer."

by Oliver Hotbox April 6, 2019

preemptive pee

the act of forcing yourself or others to urinate in anticipation of not having another opportunity to do so for a long period of time.

Better take a preemptive pee before we hit the road.

by casadefox May 22, 2010

Max Pee

When you have to pee so badly that you are sure your bladder is at its full capacity.

Katie: Oooh I have to pee!

Kat: Are you at max pee yet?

Katie: Not yet...

Mikey: Oh well I am, I'm gonna go piss now.

by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011

Stealth Pee

Peeing on the outside of the bowl where the water runs down, when peeing on the water would make to much noise

Jack: Did I wake you last night?
Jill: No, why?
Jack: Good, just checking because I stealth pee'd to avoid waking you up

by Maxgoon May 3, 2010