Dick pee

The substance that leaves the male urethra after filtration of the blood via the kidneys.

College professor: what is the name of the substance that is excreted from the body in the liquid form?

Student: Dick pee.

College professor: That is correct.

by Froto Saggins December 29, 2018

pee-gasm

when you have to pee so badly that when you finally do it sends a shiver up your spine,gives you goosebumps and is almost as good as an orgasm.

Wow I had to pee so bad that I think I just had a pee-gasm

by gboy0662 January 29, 2010

Thanos pee

Thanos pee is also kown as lean, sizzurp and purple juce. it is sipped by many known rappers like lil baby and lil wayne.

ay yo man u been sippin in some thanos pee .

by super magic mike January 21, 2019

Pee Drawer

An empty dresser drawer usually filled with urine. Like the poop sock, you don't want mom to find this, or else you're fucked.

School Counselor: "So, Jimbo, why aren't you acting like yourself at school lately?'
Jimbo: "Mom found the pee drawer."

by Oliver Hotbox April 6, 2019

Pre-pee

When you hit the public restroom, prior to a long engagement (such as a concert, ballgame, or plane ride), to avoid painful need to urinate, many hours into the event

Be right there, playa! Gonna pre-pee before the big meeting, yo!

by Samboni63 August 18, 2009

Stealth Pee

Peeing on the outside of the bowl where the water runs down, when peeing on the water would make to much noise

Jack: Did I wake you last night?
Jill: No, why?
Jack: Good, just checking because I stealth pee'd to avoid waking you up

by Maxgoon May 3, 2010

preemptive pee

the act of forcing yourself or others to urinate in anticipation of not having another opportunity to do so for a long period of time.

Better take a preemptive pee before we hit the road.

by casadefox May 22, 2010