pandadouche

A person whose emotional incompetency prohibits connection to furry creatures and/or cuddling furry creatures {eg. pandas}.

A friend syas to another: "Hey, the pandas are leaving; why isn't he crying?" "Oh, because he is a pandadouche, ie someone who doesnt cry when they have to leave the lil' nuggets."

by pandadouche November 22, 2006

Riding The Panda

The act of intercourse between a non-Asian male/female with an Asian male/female.

A hot Asian girl delivered my Chinese food tonight, and within an hour I was riding the panda.

by Citizen Cain November 7, 2006

panda bear eyes

a) Eyes to which a large amount of dark eyeliner has been applied. Often seen on goth chicks.

a) When a person has prominent bags under the eyes.

I have panda bear eyes and a hangover.

by null device February 19, 2007

Panda Dancing

Is used to describe the way homosexuals behave when anticipating a foreign object entering their anal cavity, such as a spoon.

Dude! jefferys panda dancing in your kitchen!!!

by KEY January 14, 2005

Panda Bomb

When you get head and manage to get the whole package (cock and balls) in the girl's mouth. For best effect make sure to stand like a sumo wrestler.

Damn man, this bitch had the biggest mouth and gave me the best Panda bomb of my life.

by JD October 7, 2004

panda sneeze

when a guy is giving oral sex to a women and sneezes in her vagina/pubes

Jim 'i wish i had'nt had that cold now she has an STI, god damn panda sneeze.'

by jackbl June 9, 2009

Party Panda

Asian kids known for throwing raging parties.

You see that kid over there? His name is Cho Su Di, he may look like a bookworm but he's the university Party Panda.

by hjklyuio July 1, 2011