Armored Patrol

A game on the online gaming platform Roblox where you use military vehicles such as the UH-1H Huey and tanks from the 1940s during WWII and present times to combat the enemy team and capture three points placed randomly around the map. Probably the most annoying part of the game are its server shutdowns to clear lag. These warnings and shutdowns happen randomly. Although this is uncommon, you may see people building "flying fortresses" and/or extra armored ground vehicles with the build tool. Mostly done on helicopters such as Chinooks and Hueys, these can be very hard and annoying to take down if armed with anti-tank and anti-air artillery and/or if they have thick armor walls. Once a flying fortress is downed, the server may turn into a fight for the downed fortress.

Player 1: Hey, have you played Armored Patrol?
Player 2: Yes, it's fun when you build what looks like an AC-130 gunship and completely destroy the other team.
Player 1: Maybe I should try that...

by table fan November 27, 2021

Boner patrol

A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick

Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!

Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!

by Your moms ass! June 7, 2019

poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love

It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day

by Rob October 19, 2004

Patrol

A big underpowered heavy piece of shit square box on wheels with pathetic fuel economy and engine power compared to every other 4x4 with the same engine displacement.

A patrol? You mean the car version of the titanic with a 10hp outboard and a retarded captain?

by Pootrol November 15, 2019

border patrol

A gay man who goes after only Latino boys.

"Border Patrol is going to love it here with all the Brazilian boys running around"

by J James December 19, 2007

ski patrol

Name for a cocaine dealer. The name comes from the appearance of cocaine in its normal, white-powder form (just like snow).

cocaine head: Yo, I wanna get fucked up, lets call up the ski patrol and we'll split a gram and go skiing.

cocaine head's friend: Ok

by Fully19 June 21, 2006

nerd patrol

A nerdly group of younglings that slouch about adjacent to a window.

That nerd patrol is mighty nerdy with their mud and tic tacs

by segf October 13, 2003