The kamikaze position

The kamikaze position is when a female is on her back naked and has her hips thrusted up in a position where her vagina is open. Then the male host gets on top of a ladder, completely naked, and swings around and around on a ceiling fan three times until he yells bonsai and dives onto the female host penis first and penetrates her vagina like a kamikaze pilot would when sinking a ship.

Did you know that Forest can do the kamikaze position perfectly with Jenny. She said it felt as if Japan had given her the best penetration she had ever felt.

by Eston555855 December 12, 2020

connor position

When a male puts his dick into someone else's ear.

Oh baby please do the connor position on me?

by pussylicker79 November 24, 2016

The Delivery Position

2/3rds into an all nighter, while watching Netflix. you sit at your desk in a position that looks as if your are giving birth.

once i ran out of redbull, i sat in The Delivery Position

by rydex5 October 26, 2014

Ds Position

Also known as the ‘d1ck sucking position’

A: omg look at joe
B: manspreading is so hot omg
A: yes bro hes literally in the ds position🤭

by Harrysmuse March 15, 2023

Overwhelmingly Positive

A good steam game

Ayo did you hear that Euro Truck Simulator 2 got an overwhelmingly positive on steam?!
Oh shoot, lemme get that shit

by FunnyManLol June 1, 2021

koala position

When she is crouching and sucking it, while hanging on to you.

We did it last night, and she was in the koala position must of the time.

by Spasticunicorn November 24, 2016

MCB Positive

Mad Cause Bad

That fucker is MCB positive

by NotSmilezonanalt December 4, 2020