chad olson

cool, ladies man, who sometimes can act rather homosexual but most of the time is sitting in a pile of semen covered blankets while playing cod online with his best friends but he is a total mandude

Chad Olson was talking about fleshlights on call of duty tonight

by tophercasanova December 13, 2010

big onion

A massive jiggly ass

Damn girl that is one huge fine ass - shake that big onion!

by radius_is_grumpy February 10, 2017

The Onioniest Timeline

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

by #ai August 31, 2018

onionise

To throw vegetables at strangers

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'

by Gaz April 7, 2005

Onion Blob

An Onion Blob is a big clump of thick liquid onions.

Ill take the onion blob please.

by Snuffleuffleguss December 20, 2018

Orson

A man with piercing green or blue eyes. Usually is very introverted however once you get to know him is one of the funniest guys. Tends to be shy around girls however he secretly has a huge cock and balls that only the worthy are able to see and experience the true power of a god

Damn I would love to fuck Orson

by K2realkilly November 23, 2021

Richie Olson

All American actor. Olson just released a new single and got a part in the 2012 Broadway musical RENT. Richie plays lead role Angel and is on the breaking point of becoming the next Zac Efron.

Fan 1: Have you heard the new song by Richie Olson?
Fan 2: Yes, it's simply eargasmic!
Fan 1: I suppose you know he is played Angel then in the Broadway rendition of RENT

by Codard Olser February 2, 2012