Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.

Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.

by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021

wire hell

Any of the various times you might try to do something, but something has to become tangled into a perfect knot or unplugged and coiled around something else as you do so.

Steve: "Hey man what too you so long? I already brought all the bags in from the car."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."

by Craig Chompson June 9, 2019

Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.

Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.

by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022

Shoe on a wire

A tactic used by Suburban white kids to scare other suburban white kids who grew the fk up.

The retard won't run from us. Let's throw a Shoe on a wire to keep out black friends impressed

by Retarded mutt November 2, 2022

Wired

To get wound up or annoyed

I’m so wired

by Fucktards2018 March 7, 2018

Short Wire

a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it

whats wrong with that guy?
the fireworks caused him to Short Wire

by kingofthesharkmen May 21, 2021

wire

the weird thing that some people have on their airpods

kid: mommy, why does this man has wires on his airpods

mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood

by bitch period February 15, 2019