board nazi

one who controls chat boards like a nazi.
see mike
looks like someone is turning into a board nazi.
by hakaramaria April 20, 2004
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white boarding

the act of jizzing on a friends keyboard in a mean spirited practical joke
"shit dude someone just fuckin jizzed on my keybord"

"yea dude i went white boarding last night !!"
by Nathaniel plaza March 22, 2009
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board ornament

1. a girl who only surfs because she desperately wants attention from the surfer guys. often seen wearing an impractical suit in the hopes it will "accidentally" come undone after a wipe-out.

2. a so-called "surfer girl" in a movie who is so obviously not a real surfer.
that girl from blue crush is such a board ornament. do people actually believe this shit?
by catacate August 12, 2007
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emery board

an object that women use to buff their nails with.
While I was dressing, Lydia was fidgeting her nails with her emery board.
by velvy June 06, 2007
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WATER BOARDING

when you slick up his entire front side with lube and then take a running slide at him aiming to ride that dick
"i tried to water board jason last night but i missed and broke my nose on the wall"
"wtf is water boarding?"
by <3<3gee<3<3 October 08, 2019
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G-Board

The keyboards that were used in 90's gangster rap in song's such as "Gin and Juice" and "Ain't Nothin But a G Thang"
Person 1: "Yo dawg, I was just listening to that UGK drop, and their G-boards were bangin!"

Person 2: "Word, son"
by That Cheekzilla November 11, 2010
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Ouija board

a VERY bad thing to play with. Basiclly, its a game that allows its players to contact the dead on the otherside. With a board with numbers and letters on it,you use a mover called a "planchette" that helps the spirit spell out the words that its trying to talk to you with.

be a good christian and stay away from this load of satanic crap, the only thing that will come out of it is: a house full of bad spirits, people getting hurt,or (from what i heard) loosing your SANITY!!! Also,the only people that use this are stupid people who dont know what they are doing,and satan worshipers.
A ouija board is the most stupidest game ever invented on this earth. But the most stupidest thing about it, is all of the money people wasted on this thing!!!!!
by ballala2003 June 09, 2006
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