BJ and BS

Brake Job and Boob Squeeze.
When you are someone's car person and help them with all their basic vehicle maintenance, nothing is ever for free.

Person: Oh man, I failed safety inspection this year because they said my breaks are worn out. I need help.

Their car person: Don't worry, I'll swing by later for BJ and BS. I'll be done before your husband gets home this time.

Person: That would be great! I wish my husband knew his way around a garage.

by Phil Ashios May 23, 2024

BJ

Bad Job.

"Man, I done did a bj today, I was 'posed to polish off that table with the 100 grit sandpaper, right, and I went with the 69 instead, my boss won't like that shit one bit, cuh, I'm finished."

by AmXtra June 23, 2024

bj hayley

A dirty dick drinker!

Guy 1: Dude where'd your peen go?
Guy 2: BJ Hayley drank the whole thing last night!
Guy 3: Why are you guys looking at each other's dongs?

by Jordangit September 5, 2015

Dry BJ

A blowjob given after consuming a sleeve of saltine crackers.

Also known as "cracker barrel" "cracker chowder" and "cottonmouth bj"

"Man, my lady gave me a dry bj last night that had me chowdering in seconding."

by SparkleSmartyPants June 23, 2018

Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen

Austin Texas - blue eyed blonde guy. Rather short and spends his time playing golf and soccer. Typically this person thinks they’re really good at flying airplanes. And is also in denial about being gay. Loves hot tubs.

Stop being so short and gay, you’re acting like an Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen right now.

by binfirebaddies June 3, 2025

friendly bj

When your friendzoned but still get a blow job

Yo, did you hear Suzy gave John a friendly Bj

by Illywilly57 July 23, 2017

bj

bj stands for a super hot girl named brooke joy

shit have you seen bj, she’s so hot
bj stands for brooke joy, if u didn’t know

by Cecilia41506 January 7, 2022