Tear-jerking

The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.

Person 1: Where is Maggie?
Person 2: She said she needed a good cry. She's probably tear-jerking.

by MissLadySky April 07, 2016

tennessee jerk

When a man with a puddin figure cant get laid he resorts to driving to a quarter vacuum machine sticks it to his neck while jerking his chicken..

man why not try the tennessee jerk puddin said its great...

by puddin cream November 18, 2015

kamikaze jerk

When you're stroking your dick, and just before you ejaculate you run into the other room full-sprint and squirt on the first person you see

My buddy Eric just did a kamikaze jerk on his grandma bro.

by rog43 October 31, 2022

Jerk Perc

di rasshole percosets with the jerk sauce

Yo are you going to island style to get a Jerk Perc?

by Himmy Marley July 04, 2023

utility jerk

When you haven't masterbated in a while and need to clean out your system.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.

"I haven't masturbated in a while. I'm going to need to do a utility jerk if I want to get work done." ~ Mr. Regular

by fadumpt March 09, 2015

homepage jerk

So when you go onto someone’s onlyfans homepage and they have a sexy pic and you jerk off to the pic instead of paying the whole subscription, which would make them a jerk.

John was a real homepage jerk, he didn’t pay for the subscription he just jerked off to my sexy pics, man what a jerk.

by isellfeetpicshmu July 17, 2020

jerk factory

place where a jerk is produced, put through riggerous asshole testing and once certified, sent out into society

slow drivers are probably from a jerk factory

by big d May 02, 2004