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Cross-jargonation

Often times, specialized fields of study or knowledge will have field-specific definitions for various words. This is known as jargon. When two people representing different fields of knowledge come to conflict over an idea due to their respective jargons, cross-jargonation occurs. Generally one or both parties will refuse to compromise on the definition, preferring instead to act as if their definition is superior and unalterable. The result can often be heard as a loud popping sound, caused by the skull of an innocent kitten spontaneously detonating.
Gary was presented a query by his philosophy professor, whom we shall call Ace; Can a person be both a skeptic and an agnostic? Gary answered yes, and was quickly rebuffed by Ace, who stated that the two things were necessarily in conflict. Detecting a case of cross-jargonation, Gary suggested that Ace perhaps consider a more universal definition of the two terms. Ace refused, and all generally agreed that he is a total fucktard. The detonating kitten skull was heard shortly after.
by whitedevilbrewingco February 12, 2008
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Thought crossed

When you think of two different ideas while talking or typing and they mix together to form a sometimes awkward or mixed prase that is off topic or confusing.
Just after finishing homework and about to make something to eat.

Person 1: Ahh finally, im done.
Person 2: Good now we can get on with this game.
Person 1: Just hang on a second, I'm going to go get something to homework.
Person 2: Wait.. what did you just say?
Person 1: Oh, woops. I was thinking about getting something to eat and putting away my homework at the same time.
Person 2: Yea...

Person 1: Sorry, i get thought crossed alot.
by Jagwyer May 27, 2010
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Charles Cross

Football player drafted 9th pick of the first round by the Seahawks in the 2022 NFL draft!
Hey Charles cross is some heck of a player
Being drafted wow
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cross tinker

Member of the christian traveling community who brings crosses to places of debauchery to remind sinners that Jesus loves them.
I was walking down DP feeling all hammered when the cross tinkers approached me and asked me if I was aware that God loved me.

The cross tinkers bring crosses to IV because that's where they are needed the most.
by Maximilian Sterling May 18, 2010
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Triple-Cross

Backstabbing through entrapment

luring a friend into being crossed is to double-cross/betray, then actually crossing them is a triple cross.
Billy shot a stranger - he crossed him
Bobby shot a friend - he double-crossed him
Quaddy said he wanted to meet up with his old 'friend' and shot him - he triple-crossed him

A successful undercover cop is a double-crosser.
An undercover cop who encourages crime / entraps - is a triple-crosser
by OnlyQuaddy October 27, 2022
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Spinning cross

This is a elite sex position, you must be in a square bed with the male laying down flat on his back while a girl sits on the male and lies down forming a cross then the man spins her like a beyblade hence spinning cross
Oh hey dude

Yo me n my girl didn’t the spinning cross last night

Nice
by TheRealgeorgeturner September 5, 2020
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Cross-promised

When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.
'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'
by Blonest May 4, 2019
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