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You bet your dick and balls

A phrase said when something is sure to happen. A guarantee.
Example 1
Don: You going to the ice cream social tonight?
Craig: You bet your dick and balls I am!

Example 2
Craig: Are you trading that Carlton Fisk baseball card?
Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!
by fartmaster69 October 31, 2011
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you can bet your biffy

Bob: "Hey Joe, wasn't that just the greatest movie that we just saw?" Joe: "You can bet your biffy that it was, Bob!"
by terra esoteric December 24, 2009
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You bet your sweet patootie

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.
{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.
by Telephony May 30, 2015
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i bet my left nut on it!

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock
the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!
by sir curly February 5, 2007
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Bet dat up!

"Bet dat up!" Sometimes pronounced "Bet that up!" Is the war cry of the a Southern Baptist choir member
by OrangePelting July 4, 2018
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I bet you're fun at parties

A retort against someone who takes a fun conversation way too seriously, to the point their very presence is a buzzkill.
Normal guy: I expected nothing and I still feel let down, lol. Couldn't have been any worse, right?!

Buzzkill: That you were let down means you had some expectations. It's impossible otherwise.

Normal guy: I bet you're fun at parties.
by R487 June 27, 2022
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Lost my Thai curry bet

When that urge to purge that spicey gas turns muddy.
Fuck, gambled and lost my Thai curry bet... Gotta go grab a wet wipe and some new boxers... See you in 10 minutes.
by spflex57 November 30, 2019
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