[Patrick Nelson]

The flyest mutherfucker alive. Has awesome girlfriend. He is a fly mutherfucker

Did you see Patrick Nelson today? He's a fliy mutherfucker..

by The one you call satan October 17, 2008

half nelson

sexual position similar to the wrestling hold, providing maximun control by the man.

I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.

by James June 17, 2006

nilotheist

one who believes in nilotheism. the belief in 0 gods, to differentiate from mono or polytheism.
contrast with fractotheism, that fractal eden lying somewhere between nilotheism and monotheism.
related words: nilotheistic, nilology, nilosophy

her nilotheistic views were void of a sense of faith.
he has been a nilotheist ever since he recovered from mono.

by phlexiconoclast December 23, 2010

Nilno

A nice (or Neoclassical) dildo

RA Chito eats Nilnos for every meal of the day

by Senor de Beef January 7, 2011

Nelsonized

A term used in absolutely owning a person using the most random and idiotic phrases, yet it is so brilliant.

*Boy 1 to Boy 2*
Boy 1: Hey, what's red and smells like blue paint?
Boy 2: I dont know what?
Boy 1: Red paint, dumbass.
Boy 3: You just got nelsonized.

by SycoYoshi8 October 10, 2011

nelson trade

(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.

(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.

See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.

by Shrimp Etouffee November 15, 2011

nillonaire

to zero out. as in poker, to leave a person with zero chips

When playing poker to purposefully win all of a persons chips, leaving him with zero making him a nillonaire.

by scooter2079 February 23, 2014