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National Clown day

it’s everyday. Because you’re a clown. Did you get left on read by your crush? CLOWN. Did you get rejected? CLOWN. Did you wake up this morning? ofc because ur a mf CLOWN.
i wonder when national clown day is??” it’s everyday Karen because you’re a clown.
by jojoaintnohoehoe October 23, 2019
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National text a Jason day

February 28 is happy national text a Jason day or however your Jayson spells it!!
by Brochaco.tack February 24, 2020
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National ignore celebrities day

Wouldn’t it she funny if a celebrity posts a pic on dec 10th and it gets 13th like lmfaoo they’ll be confused as fuck so national ignore celebrities day is dec 10th every year
by #nationalignorecelebsday December 7, 2020
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National kick Babies day

Every 11th of January you maybe kick any baby without getting arrested
It's National kick Babies day
Approach the baby kick the baby, baby goes '' ahhhh''.
by D3n1ss January 2, 2021
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hazard to the nation

A person who has ascended past menace to society. Also, maby has became the ultimate shit talker in a MW2 lobby.
Yo Pablo just became a hazard to the nation after that MW2 lobby.
by Mr Pablo Escobar 20 May 27, 2021
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National Fuckboy Day

National Fuckboy day is on September 13th every year. Many fuckboys have been born on this day and unfortunately, this month. There are those few boys that escape this policy and others who are born on the other 335 days in the year. On this day, we mourn for those who have been tortured by the pathetic fuckboys, and allow ourselves to be even more petty than we usually are, they deserve it.
OMG, Chad was born on National Fuckboy Day...don't fuck with him.
by suchapeach September 13, 2016
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National Fake Bitches Day

This day is for them bitches that is fake. Act like ya friend but talk behind ya back. Talk mad shit but could never pop it off at you/ say it to ur face. Basically this day is for them bitches that ain’t bout it🤷🏽 ♀️😌😭.
Jalin was talking behind Nelly’s back, Sounds like today finna be national fake bitches dayyyy🤪😭.
by Brazzy Ma Lae Lae🤪 August 3, 2019
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