your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced:(scient-IST)

your friend: where tf were you?
you: your moms ist

or

"I fucked your mom right in her ist"

by lychie August 2, 2023

on the moms

a phrase used to swear on your mom that you're not lying; to promise

"I didn't drink your beer!"

"Put it"

"On the moms!"

by jt1234 August 18, 2009

I HAD SEX WITH NATHANS MOMS

SCREW YOU NATHAN

I HAD SEX WITH NATHANS MOMS LAST NIGHT

by carterthenigga May 17, 2023

moom

A mom that is a lot like a cow.

Hey Look colin, theres your Moom!

by SirSags April 17, 2003

moomin

A strange and extremely rare group of cow/hippos that used 2 hang around with a girl that looked like she was on acid.

Or a dipsy/forgetful person

Woah ull never guess what i just saw? A flying moomin!

Claire ur such a bloody moomin!

by Denny's l'il sis September 9, 2004

Moms

A term for the female parental unit. Originating from the 1996 novel, "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace.

"The Moms has a phobia of doors and overhead lighting"

by ketiekew May 28, 2007

Moms

A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops

"Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother

"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris

by Lukeism May 18, 2010