Mongolian Flicker goon

When a mongolian throat singer uses his throat vibrations to flick his fingers to goon his cock.

Hey Ankhbayar, Teach me how to mongolian flicker goon.

by jace boteko January 19, 2025

Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.

Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Mongolian Strokemaxing

Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.

That dike is the Mongolian Strokemaxing master his meat is fucking massive

by Mongolian Flicker Gooner June 1, 2024

Mongolian Fudge Pop

To serve a Mongolian Fudge Pop is to get revenge on a partner in anal sex for getting feces on the penis. The chef will take their shit-covered penis out of the victim's anus and quickly slap them in the face with it, leaving a stain. Veteran chefs will aim for the mouth, but this is not necessary for a significant effect.

Steve: Wait, so when you pulled out, you got shit on your dick?
Joey: Yeah, so I served her a nice warm Mongolian Fudge Pop! Fresh out of the oven!
Steve: I guess she got what she deserved...

by Colonel Ennol Angus July 27, 2019

Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.

Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D

by Kelvin :D November 24, 2011

Mongolian Promethazine

when Luke.M sips his promethazine during religion while simultaneously flicking his little bean under the desk.

I pulled a Mongolian promethazine in honor of my friend Luke.M

by lukewantsanna January 10, 2025

Maori-Mongolian Mooperton

When I wipe the floor clean with Daniel. Generally performed after 400 kickflips.

Julia: "Hey, did you guys see that? That awesome guy over there is about to do the Maori-Mongolian Mooperton."
Me: "yeah"

by moopward September 20, 2025