a sex position in which a woman does a hand stand and splits at the same time and the man gets a running start and jumps on top of her thrusting inside and balancing himself out on top of her.
Friend: What your favorite sex position?
You: Mongolian Firebird of course!
Friend: There's no way you could actually pull that off!
You: Mongolian Firebird of course!
Friend: There's no way you could actually pull that off!
by Patient Xero June 9, 2016
Get the mongolian firebirdmug. Julia: "Hey, did you guys see that? That awesome guy over there is about to do the Maori-Mongolian Mooperton."
Me: "yeah"
Me: "yeah"
by moopward September 20, 2025
Get the Maori-Mongolian Moopertonmug. When you stack three people of Mongolian descent upon one another in the nude and proceed to lick their various generals and assholes all the way up.
by Spumoni September 10, 2021
Get the Mongolian Stepsmug. I work in the field of Mongolianism
by itzzposeidon November 9, 2018
Get the Mongolianismmug. Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.
Mongolian tickle torture is agonizing
by Mr.crispy January 30, 2021
Get the Mongolian tickle torturemug. The Mongolian Dishwasher is the act where a friend of your puts dish soap into his mouth and you take your balls out and dunk them into your friends mouth with the dish soap in his mouth.
You: "Yo bro, want to do some Mongolian Dishwashing?"
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*
by 3han June 7, 2025
Get the Mongolian Dishwashermug. An instance of regional snow and cold weather during a later season than conventionally expected of the area.
Used similarly to the term ‘Indian Summer’.
Used similarly to the term ‘Indian Summer’.
Ben: “Wow did you see all the snow this morning!? February was weeks ago!”
Jimba: “Must be having a Mongolian winter this year!”
Jimba: “Must be having a Mongolian winter this year!”
by Twattock March 8, 2023
Get the Mongolian Wintermug.