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mongolian shimmy

Similar to it's cousin the mongolian slide, the shimmy is a less powerful mongolian courtship ritual that relies more on technique. Unlike the slide, the shimmy will break a pinky at most. The key to performing the shimmy relies more on your knowledge of advanced trigonometry to acquire the appropriate angle for maximum effect.
After the mongolian slide proved too intense for his back, our professor switched his main technique from the slide to the mongolian shimmy.
by JohnnyBTheZen April 12, 2018
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mongolian handcuffs

when you're 5 in the pink & 5 in the stink, rip thick44
i gave her the ol' mongolian handcuffs
by battlefield friends 2003 January 22, 2024
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Mongolian Steps

When you stack three people of Mongolian descent upon one another in the nude and proceed to lick their various generals and assholes all the way up.
Dude. Last night was wild, I climbed the Mongolian steps!
by Spumoni September 10, 2021
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mongolian princess

a girl that grows her vaginal hair very long.
historically, mongols grew there pubic hair to the max to keep warm in the cold environment. Mongolian royals always had the longest pubes.
oh snap, I hooked up with Cindy last night and she was totally a mongolian princess. I had no idea, she even had that shit braided and shit. She was really freaky too, after I dug through the forest, I gave her an abraham lincoln.
by Jake the Ssssnake December 19, 2013
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Mongolian Winter

An instance of regional snow and cold weather during a later season than conventionally expected of the area.

Used similarly to the term ‘Indian Summer’.
Ben: “Wow did you see all the snow this morning!? February was weeks ago!”
Jimba: “Must be having a Mongolian winter this year!”
by Twattock March 8, 2023
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Mongolian Dishwasher

The Mongolian Dishwasher is the act where a friend of your puts dish soap into his mouth and you take your balls out and dunk them into your friends mouth with the dish soap in his mouth.
You: "Yo bro, want to do some Mongolian Dishwashing?"
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*
by 3han June 7, 2025
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Mongolian tickle torture

Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.
by Mr.crispy January 30, 2021
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