Mommy issues 

Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.

Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.

Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.

Mommy issues by CockThroater September 11, 2016

Mommy Issues 

Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.

That dude his girlfriend is like 30, he probably has some serious mommy issues

Mommy Issues by leroyjenkiinnss April 28, 2018

mommy package 

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.

Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.

mommy package by NoMotards January 10, 2012

mommy night

A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.

The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver

mommy night by tarajco4 May 9, 2014

Mommy/Mom 

Girl(s) can call their older friend/girlfriend Mommy/Mom. It's like her realy mother does not pay attention to her, so the Girl calls her best friend/girlfriend Mommy.

A Mommy/Mom cares about her friend/lover so much, and loves her with all her heart. Mommy supports the Girl with kindness, charm, nice compliments, etc...

Girl: My Mommy/Mom takes care of me, I love her so much. Please don't leave me Mommy.

Mommy/Mom by Julria November 13, 2016

Mommy Howard 

The wife of the creature known as "Daddy Howard" she will often be asking people what they said due to hearing problems because her mate "Daddy Howard" screams too much at home

Mommy Howard is thicc. I want her to give me IC

Mommy Howard by daddyhowardsson August 28, 2018

Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

Mommy weight by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020