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Mansel

An incredibly kind, nice guy who will always listen and be there whenever he is need.
He is a great boyfriend who looks out for his girlfriend
omg Lucy's boyfriends is so a mansel, she is so lucky.
by Home Dog! August 23, 2011
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poor mans

in wrestling when u grab your opponents dick and balls and pull
today in wrestling i gave conner hersh a poor mans
by dirks bently December 28, 2009
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The Naked Mans Curryfest

Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.

Good luck guys.
Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"

Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"

Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"

Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"
by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009
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manscraping

(a.k.a., manscaping): the philosophy and practice that men should destroy natural manifestations of their masculinity by shaving, clipping, depilating, lasering, or otherwise desecrating the hair of pubes, pits, chests, legs, etc., in a misguided attempt to appear more like pre-pubescent boys for the gratification of old pervs and/or domineering women; the psychological equivalent of castration.
Manscraping: My buddy told me his girl wouldn't go down on him until he manscraped his pubes. What a castrating bitch!

Manscraping: Coach told all the guys on the team they had to manscrape their pits if they wanted to play. What a perv!
by SteveXS January 20, 2012
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who's mans

who's mans is a bullshit phrase used by angsty teens when upset at random situations
*John spills milk all over Sarah's phone*
Sarah: "WHO'S MANS!??"
by EASYBAKEITUP December 3, 2016
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manservant

1)A sports fan who blindly idolizes a particular athlete in spite of this athlete's obvious failure/figurative or literal homosexuality.

2)Back in the day, a butler or male house slave.

3)A submissive homosexual male (or, more unusually, a mentally disabled heterosexual man) who is kept as a sex slave, usually in a tiny box or cage by a dominant homosexual male. This particular type of manservant is usually forced to wear a leather S&M suit/hood, and usually has a very bushy Village People mustache. Also see The Gimp.
1)Jesus, dude! Joey Bluekies was 5 for 22 for 47 yards for the whole game, yet you're still just his little manservant, aren't you?

2)Tell my manservant that I'll be taking coffee an hour earlier than usual this morning.

3)Bob passed out drunk the other night and Jane and I were like, "let's snoop around his house." So we find this wooden box in his basement with a sliding lock on the OUTSIDE! We were like, "what the hell?" We open it and there's this guy inside wearing a dog collar and leather hood with a zipper over the mouth! We were freaking out! Jane unzipped the dude's mouth and he goes, "Me bad?" We both screamed and got the hell out of there fast. Can you believe that Bob has a manservant in his basement!?
by CoolHandChris December 13, 2004
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Mansburied

When the really smart kid in your class is told by the teacher to no longer speak.
Unallowed to continue acting as if they know everything.
See: Shut down.
"BRAD - you have been mansburied." -teacher
by T-UNiT November 22, 2003
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