Military wipe

When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.

I only had one piece of TP left So i had to " military wipe"!

by NoGameOBMC October 19, 2016

military catfish

When there is this nigga who thinks he is a meme god but he actually a catfish. Also this man wants to be in the military
And he wants to sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter.

"Wow!" Carlin is such a military catfish!

by NAZI TELETUBBIE November 3, 2017

misattribute

To wrongly regard something as being caused by something else - to wrongly attribute something

"the professor misattributed Robert Burn's famous line to Shakespeare"

by small bump April 23, 2018

mikiteng

When you don't tell your significant other your whereabouts to avoid possible conflict

Girlfriend: i heard you went out last night. Why did you mikiteng me?

by Chibble bibble May 7, 2018

misattribute

What your teammates always do in Heroes of the Storm on Cursed Hollow

Uther if you misattribute again I'm reporting you for throwing

by jainaproudmore July 5, 2018

micita

Micita is a kind loving person. Shes high spirited and funny. Her name is unique and so is she. She is a great friend.

I created the defenition for Micita because there wasn't one.

by Weirdest Weirdy Weirdo November 12, 2018

military head

someone who was in the military or is still in the military. Also someone who rides for the military od possibly after they have gotten out of service and makes you feel bad for not joining.

Oh yeah there go fago he a military head.

by SoGotti December 24, 2018