Pillow Minting

The practice of granting special privileges or bonuses only to high ranking members of an organization by another high ranking official(s). This is done at the exclusion and ultimately at the expense of non ranking members. The term is obviously derived from complimentary mints placed on the pillows at upscale hotels for "honored" guests. These mints come from the aprons of the low-paid hotel employees.

"Did you see the news? The school board just pink-slipped over 200 teachers because of the economy. Then they turn around and gave the administrators a 15 percent pay raise! Talk about pillow minting!"

by Franknfla September 19, 2009

Preventative Maintenance

A system by where an item is taken out of service to prevent it from breaking down due to overuse. It is questionable as to whether work is actually being done or not.

You know, preventative maintenance. By turning the escalator off, people are prevented from using it so maintenance will never have to be done.

by Flashwheat July 1, 2010

Manhood Mitten

Any thing worn over the cock and balls, usually a sock

Guy 1: this nudist colony is a great idea
Guy 2: yeah, but its frezzin' balls out here
Guy 1: Its alright, have manhood mittens for everyone!

by Ass-Jackson March 28, 2011

Clit mitten

Clit mitten is the clitorises equivalent to the labia meat curtains. Clit mitten is a extremely large clitoris that usually hangs down and covers the labia.

That bitch had a huge clit mitten, but i bet it kept her warm on a cold day.

by Shadamsssss December 29, 2011

blow maintenance

Oral sex duties performed to keep a partner happy.

Sorry I was late for work this morning, I got involved in some blow maintenance with Jimmy.

Chris has a very high minimum daily requirement of blow maintenance.

by Creed Cur March 6, 2012

Squishy Mitten

The act of inserting one's penis into the rectum of a female while simultaneously inserting his testicles into her vagina.

That bitch was down to do some freak shit, so we tried out the squishy mitten.

by Butternut Busting June 11, 2014

Meat Mittens

The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.

Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.

by AlimonyBob October 27, 2015