Mikey is an annoying kid who is way too obsessed with Lisa and he is kinda gay. (Lisa is super nice even to Mikey even when he’s annoying she is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet) Mikey mistakes sprinklers for security cameras and likes to say “iamgru” he has a lot of money on him and likes to show it off during history class. He aspires to be a garbage truck driver and will have no problem achieving his dreams.
Wow Mikey.
by Beckett the Emo kid May 26, 2022
by Insta= the_memers_is_original January 10, 2019
Guy 1: *posts screenshot of girl*
Mikey: I would fuck her so hard, hold on lemme slide in the dms cuz yk i like older women
Mikey: I would fuck her so hard, hold on lemme slide in the dms cuz yk i like older women
by WOBOWOW October 05, 2020
mikey is such a sweetheart hes the love of my life he has the prettiest features if yk a mikey you might be the luckiest person ever, mikey is so sweet kind and caring and just the most perfect boy on this planet i cant imagine what a day would look like without mikey and i always look at him and wonder how can someone be so perfect he knows i love him but i dont think he feels the same anymore but its okay because its mikey
A: i love mikey
B: whos mikey?
A: mikey is the sweetest man i know and i wish i could turn things back the way they were
B: whos mikey?
A: mikey is the sweetest man i know and i wish i could turn things back the way they were
by imstillnotovermyex November 24, 2023
mikey is the sweetest and perfect boy ever im so deeply inlove with mikey that the human mind cant come close to comprehending my love for him he has blondish hair and grayish blue eyes he doesnt like me back anymore im sure of it but if i had a chance to bring it back all i would i just wanna be with him and and buy him anything and everything he wants and to give him the best treatment ever, the treatment he deserves, he deserves to be treated like royalty he may have no interest in me and i may mean nothing to him now but i still cant move on the months we dated were the best months of my life even though they were kinda hard on me with other stuff going on mikey was always there to make me feel better i always felt super empty but just seeing his notification or his pretty face made me instantly feel better he has the prettiest smile that could bright up a room and the most gorgeous eyes hes very funny and pretty and has such a lovely voice and a stunning face and a personality so perfect like the rest of him. Mikey hasnt got a main attractive feature because hes just so attractive no matter what he looks like, he might not be pretty or perfect in everyones eyes but hes the loml and he'll always be pretty,handsome,perfect,amazing and so on to me no matter the looks or how he changes his personality ill always have a reason to love him because i truly love him and im so inlove with him i could write a book about this man, i wanna treat him the best hes ever been treated.
by imstillnotovermyex November 24, 2023
A edgy, but lovable guy. He doesnt seem to care about you but he actually wants to squeeze you until you die. He would do anything for you, even commit arson.
Mikey is amazing
by Gummybearsareoverated64 June 11, 2023
A big bench man with a giant dick like Jesus Christ up above is it big it’s literally like 16 inches
by Hendobendoschlendo July 26, 2020