When you see a really nice care and feel the need to caress it, but when you get close you realize someone is in the car. Then you stock off and your huffin puffin mad!!!
by SaliviaMcGee November 5, 2010
Get the Muffler Huffler mug.The indecent of a nark about to nark on a 'bad' thing. And then just as the nark is about to say the 'bad' thing a 'good' person jumps in and puts their hand directly over the nark's mouth and puts in a fake 'good' story to cover up.
Nark: You see, Matt and Joe were drinking b--
*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*
Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!
Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!
Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!
*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*
Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!
Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!
Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!
by Mystery Lady 2011 February 24, 2011
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(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or
woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being
penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is
referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man
or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be
embarassing and awkward.
woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being
penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is
referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man
or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be
embarassing and awkward.
Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"
Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."
Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"
Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."
Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."
Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"
Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."
Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
by The Choco September 23, 2011
Get the Muffled-Torpedo mug.When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.
Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
by bboymono January 28, 2015
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Get the Muffled Trombone mug.Being able to inhale a large quanity of smoke (pipe, blunt, joint,or a bong) then swallows the smoke without chocking or coughing on the smoke
Person 1:Hit this shit bruh.
Person 2: (Inhales alot of weed)(Swallows and doesnt choke)
Person 1: Damn bro you have muffler lungs!!!
Person 2: (Inhales alot of weed)(Swallows and doesnt choke)
Person 1: Damn bro you have muffler lungs!!!
by ChiefDub February 28, 2016
Get the muffler lungs mug.When you take humongous hits out of a bong, pipe, blunt, or joint and swallow it without choking or coughing !
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